Rottun Little Stars

FRESH from cacklecrypt—the Raborytolagus Cunnicloaea, or 'Rottun Tail,' is quite the elusive creature. Recently it has been reported that these fellas have been causing all sorts of trouble across the Pacific Northwest. The folks here at cacklecrypt take this issue very seriously and have made it our duty to help contain and rehome these critters. Each earring contains the essence of a stray Rottun Tails encased in horrible acrylic.

*we here at cacklecrypt are not liable for any damages that may come to you or your loved ones as a result of this purchase.